Mar
03
The Side Part: Never boring
Russell Westbrook’s stat lines make eyes slot machine. He is that which is not and never will be boring!
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Tyler Parker
Feb
02
The Side Part: Punchy
I have never been stabbed in the eye with a burning fork. I have never cut off my big toes
3 min read
Jan
12
The Side Part: Bigfoot
Nick Collison, the crowned prince of funk and good cheer, played four minutes and twenty-three seconds last night. He did
3 min read
Dec
29
The Side Part: Spaceman
Jerami Grant is made with bits of moon. I half believe at some point this season he’ll make one
2 min read
Dec
22
The Side Part: Joffrey
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Joffrey Lauvergne is made of velvet coated whispers. I can imagine that at least a few times a
2 min read
Dec
08
The Side Part: Histrionics
It would’ve been pretty easy to charge Victor Oladipo with murder after what he did to Dwight “NOW THIS
3 min read
Nov
17
The Side Part: Dunk fun
I spoke in tongues after Russell Westbrook’s dagger dunk last night. Lost my mind for a bit after that.
2 min read
Nov
03
The Side Part: This is weird
I had this whole thing written out about why it’s okay for Thunder fans to be mad at Durant
3 min read
Oct
28
The Side Part: Westbrook flipped
Two nights ago, Russell Westbrook was flipped off by an overgrown eight month old in an Iverson jersey. The guy
3 min read
May
26
The Side Part: Like banshees
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The television starts to seizure when the Thunder run the way they did in games three and four.
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